A local drive and a floppy disk confess their feelings toward each. Suddenly a new drive replaces the disk and enrages the local drive. Being unable to accept the reality of its disk being replaced the local drive demands the new drive bring the disk back or it will be smashed into pieces. They are some brought into the final battlefield folder to commence their battle.
The replacement is defeated after a blazing battle of speed and hardware limitations being pushed past their limits. The operator finds out their new drive stopped working and strikes a deal with the local drive. It is instructed to beat the popular RPG called Strip Commander with the floppy disk as its reward.
To The Final Battlefolder
You are C: Drive, a Flash SSD 32GB of Bichman's Windows XP. It's sudden confession with A: Drive who is a floppy disk is cut short as it's ejected and replaced by new hardware, D: Drive who is a 3.5-inch, 7200 RPM, 2TB SATA. Not knowing Bichman bought D: Drive with good intentions for their computer during their duel. D: Drive is destroyed and C: Drive demands that A:Drive is brought back.
Help C: Drive complete Strip Commander as part of the deal Bichman. It will undergo a journey within a computer program to regain it's beloved 3.5-inch floppy disk. Will it be able to save its beloved from Bichman's clutches?
Sensing a disturbance coming from Koedo's Kawagoe clan and fearing the worst. The Edo shogunate sends in one of their spies on a one-man mission to spy on them. Their spy is caught by one of their ninjas using cloning ninjutsu before the mission is started as they enter the Kawagoe clan's turf. The spy is brought to Kawagoe castle for interragation until they break out of their cell with lockpicking ninjutsu and blows the door to kingdom come.
With no one finding out the capture was a ruse. The spy uses this chance to find any proof of Kawagoe's plans.
Kawagoe-maru taking ninjutsu to the next level
You are in the ninja garbs of Edo-maru, a spy and ninja in the employment of the shogunate. He is investigating on the behalf of Edo based them sensing trouble from Kawagoe's part of Kodeo. He is promptly capture intentionally in order to be deep within Kawagoe's turf in Koedo. He uses his lockpick ninjutsu and breaks out of his cell and uses the new found freedom to explore Kawagoe castle in search of proof.
Endure the trials he'll face while exploring Kawagoe castle as he shoots clones of himself to defeat the various foes he'll face. Question why there are dinosaurs and strange defense systems in the castle. Find out why and what Kawagoe is really planning in the shadows.
Once upon a time there lived an old couple. They lived happily ever after until the man suddenly collapses and dies. The man's wife freaks out since his death means her yearly income of free money is down the drain.
She goes on a trip to capture a rare Thunderdragon to revive her husband. Her mission fails as the Thunderdragon she's successfully captured frys the man's body during the revival process. Not wanting to be in the gutter for her failure, she commands the dragon to find her a new husband. It comes back a week later with a photo of a young man and is told he lives in the nearby city.
She embarks and mounts on the Thunderdragon to "meet" the man a week later. The city's local government catches wind of the dragon's sudden appearance and attempts to defeat it.
Old Lady mourning her failures and not Old Man
You are in the shoes of Old Man's spouse, Old Lady. With no desire to lose her lifestyle she travels to a cave to meet her saviour and soon-to-be captued Thunderdragon of legend. When her plan backfires for increasing the voltage she moves and and attempts to find a new husband to replace Old Man.
Make sure she meets Taishou Sato who is her soon-to-be groom. Ensure that there will be no problems during her visit to the city. He's her only chance at not being in poverty and going to a early grave.
Once upon a time there lived an old couple living in peace. The man went into the mountain for wood while the woman went towards the river. A nuke suddenly went down the stream and the woman brought back to her husband in hopes of scrapping the nuclear weapon. It revealed a young girl and the old couple decided to adopt her.
Ten years later, the young girl was named Nuclella and living with them happily. Until one day the old couple lost every ounce of their funds over the years. The couple was beaten to death by accident and Nuclella leaves towards the city. She encounters an old man in the city and asked her to follow him when she was offered 15,000 yen.
The old man finds out she is not what she seems to appear as. She's forced to wear human skin for three weeks or she'll since die she was born from a nuke and proceeds to take the man's skin. Suddenly the man's director finds her as him and told her to write their show.
Hurting her adoptive family in anger
You are in the radiating light of Nuclella, a female youth born from a nuclear bomb. After recently beating her adoptive parents to death. She is goes on the streets to get some yen. The old man encounters her and his skin gets taken. Not knowing the man was a writer for a romantic TV show. She is then forced by the man's director to write a amazing script for the next episode.
Ensure her forced career as an writer is a major hit with young women across the region. With no way of escaping her cell, she forces herself to think of amazing stories. Make she doesn't anger her director and the sponser for the show. Will she be able to hide her secert or will she be found out?
A young woman is asked to go down to the cellar to sweep by her father after a brief fight. She is then consumed by the roaches in the cellar. With no sounds of his daughter, the man phones in the local cleaning services to clean up what his daughter couldn't.
Two veterans and a rookie from the local cleaning services enter the home and instructed to clean up the cellar and look for the daughter. the veterans enter the cellar and soon were overwhelmed by the roaches. The rookie enters the cellar to finish their job and find out what happened.
Meanwhile at the White House; the president is informed that giant roaches are attacking from the sky and infecting people. They send in a stealth bomber to go through the roaches in the air and nuke the source of the problem.
This ain't a regular cellar
You are in the shoes of Ngunza, a employee of House Cleaners Inc. He and his two co-workers Logan and Adrian are called up to clean smeone's cellar. In mere minutes Ngunza is left up on the surface with his co-workers taken out by the roaches and is the only capable to do the job.
In the cockpit of a stealth bomber, Commander Thompson of the United States is sent out by the president to nuke the source and destroy everything in it.
Will the roaches be stopped on time or will it be moot?
The North Pole is in sudden endangerment from Global Warming. A polar bear is discontent with the progress of Global Warming and declares to counter it by inducing Global Freezing. The bear's attempts of obtaining a mere 50 million yen from internet exchange sites is submerged in failure. A miracle appears in a shape of a horse five minutes into the bear's failure of a plan.
The horse declares its intention to compete in the Hell Derby and win with the purpose to add the North Pole and polar bears. The horse is pushed to near death as it meets its rival, a cow. It intends to punish the human race for scapegoating and purging its kind for a epicdemic.
Horse coming to Polar Bear's woes
You are in the hooves of Horse, a racehorse entering the Hell Derby. Their goal is to win the derby and possibly help preserve the polar bears and the North Pole. They go through training within a dungeon and meet their rival, Demon Cow.
Win the Hell Derby and ensure the future of the polar bears and the North Pole. Defy unrealistic feats of wall jumping and ice-shielding to win. Can Horse really win the derby?
They are RPGs created with the RPG Game Maker by the uploader's sister, Kuniko Takahashi. They have misleading adult japanese-based names and graphics. Games themselves were written, programmed and created by Kunikio with each using similar game mechanics. They are known for their bizarre and wacky storylines and weird themes along with Touhou-based gameplay.
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